Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Rules of the Haitian Bathroom

Rule #1: If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down. Yeah, that means exactly what you think it means.

Rule #2: Do NOT throw away toilet paper. There is a garbage can in your stall for all toilet paper when you're done using it. You think it's gross? Well, yeah. It is.

Rule #3: Take a short shower! And while you're there, please deal with the lack of temperature control. You get that same chilled water no matter what. Also, there is a complete lack of water pressure, so if you're struggling to get all the shampoo out of your thick hair in the allotted time, figure it out.

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